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* * * * * </description><title>can't sleep on this tractor wheel</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jennw)</generator><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in..."</title><description>“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/49041362</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/49041362</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:04:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>livejamie:
After three days of storms and rain, we found these...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/v1GKDlMsedglodamO1tEivwW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://livejamie.com/post/48683629/after-three-days-of-storms-and-rain-we-found"&gt;livejamie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;After three days of storms and rain, we found these three floating in a pool filter, clinging to each other to survive. All of them were exhausted from the effort and were reluctant to part ways after being rescued. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/48713830</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/48713830</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:00:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Operation Disc Drop</title><description>Operation Disc Drop: roamin:

The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos
“There’s nothing more...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47847693</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47847693</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:43:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>siddman:

corley:

threedotdash: joelaz:


SMS Business Cards
On...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/iNIi9iwtqd5k8vbc5iKr8Uky_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://darkerme.com/post/47676581/corley-threedotdash-joelaz-sms-business"&gt;siddman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://corley.tumblr.com/post/47640797/threedotdash-joelaz-sms-business-cards-on"&gt;corley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://threedotdash.tumblr.com/post/47639479/joelaz-sms-business-cards-on-monday-i-was-out"&gt;threedotdash&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://joelaz.com/post/47614756/sms-business-cards"&gt;joelaz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;SMS Business Cards&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On Monday, I was out for drinks and met a guy who’s working on some similar stuff.  He handed me his business card and asked for mine.  I told him I didn’t have one on me (truth is, I haven’t had a card since I left Yahoo! and I never carried them with me then anyway).  Instead, I said, “Just text joelaz to 41411”.  A second later he received a text message on his phone like the one above with my name, address, email, website URL and any other contact info I wanted to share.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It took just a few seconds to create this using a simple, free service that I recently heard about from &lt;a href="http://www.russellbeattie.com/blog/"&gt;Russell Beattie&lt;/a&gt; called &lt;a href="http://textmarks.com"&gt;Textmarks&lt;/a&gt;.  After learning about Textmarks in the &lt;a href="http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2008/08/crunchbase-sms.html"&gt;comments of a post on Fred Wilson’s blog&lt;/a&gt;, it occurred to me that you could use the service for text message business cards.  Here’s how to make your own:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go to the “create” page on &lt;a href="http://www.textmarks.com/create/"&gt;Textmarks.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pick a unique keyword for yourself (I used “joelaz”)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Enter up to 120 characters of contact info in the “Respond to keyword with text message:” field&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Click the “Create” button&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you haven’t already done so, create an account on Textmarks (if you skip this step, your keyword will expire in 24 hours)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Click the “Manage” tab and then click the “Edit” button next to the keyword you created&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Click “Edit” Configuration and uncheck all the boxes under “Messaging Options” and uncheck “Subscribable Textmark” (those options are for more advanced uses of Textmarks, but not needed for your SMS business cards)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tell new friends and business contacts to “text your_keyword to 41411” (replace your_keyword, duh)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s it.  It’s free, simple to use, environmentally friendly, and you’ll be the envy of geeks everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;text CORLEY to 41411. Do it!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47704865</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47704865</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:54:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Too much consistency is as bad for the mind as it is for the body. Consistency is contrary to..."</title><description>“Too much consistency is as bad for the mind as it is for the body. Consistency is contrary to...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47636919</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47636919</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:33:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Port Elgin, Sunday afternoon.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bcFvf7NM9d4mkov1GHvgHUry_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Port Elgin, Sunday afternoon.</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47523104</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/47523104</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:19:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aja:
Play as you go, a swing in a bus stop</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nDqbb0eHVXA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nDqbb0eHVXA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anyways.us/post/46785803/play-as-you-go-a-swing-in-a-bus-stop"&gt;aja&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/art/archives/146593.asp?source=rss/"&gt;Play as you go, a swing in a bus stop&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46815508</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46815508</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:05:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"My sister’s the type who religiously watches the Fear segments of her local Eye Witness News..."</title><description>“My sister’s the type who religiously watches the Fear segments of her local Eye Witness News...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46612872</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46612872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:33:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amyyy:
(via scout)
Bethie, this one’s for you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/zr7Ig5JgxcszjjzmKgKNUijp_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://amyyy.tumblr.com/post/46446450/via-scout"&gt;amyyy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://scout.tumblr.com/"&gt;scout&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bethie, this one’s for you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46478769</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46478769</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:37:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Earth's Facebook</title><description>amyyy:

fletter:

likeasif:
yourdp:
chvnx:
Funny and very topical
the john edwards part is great/

</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46474051</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46474051</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:49:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Trust</title><description>8secondsofawesome:
“Trust cannot be copied. You can’t purchase it. Trust must be earned, over time....</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46328430</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/46328430</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:31:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>livejamie:

corley:

I LOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
You probably...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EhXsJjVdj1E"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EhXsJjVdj1E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://livejamie.com/post/45838138/corley-i-love-neil-patrick-harris-you"&gt;livejamie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://corley.tumblr.com/post/45608204/i-love-neil-patrick-harris-you-probably-will"&gt;corley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I LOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You probably will, too, after you watch this. Especially if you’re a Les Mis fan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Learning this song with a guy friend is my new #1 to-do-list item.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That was completely brilliant. (I never used to like NPH, but he is growing on me!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45840398</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45840398</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:18:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>riotrepublic:
Yep, word. (via here)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/B2ojRzJ4mchvm5s2yTmHq8h7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://riotrepublic.tumblr.com/post/45465809/yep-word-via-here"&gt;riotrepublic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Yep, word. (via &lt;a href="http://www.gatheredimages.com/pics/GI/mistakes.jpg"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45541525</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45541525</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:42:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via livejamie)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/v1GKDlMsecgh5a3gmOBw7VCP_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://livejamie.com/"&gt;livejamie&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45413872</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45413872</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:58:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via siddman)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1gcJ85FGncg2jz7xRdfYFoJo_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://darkerme.com/"&gt;siddman&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45335774</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/45335774</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:25:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hilker:

davereed:

“We wonder why other countries hate us…  We have a game show in our country...</title><description>hilker:

davereed:

“We wonder why other countries hate us…  We have a game show in our country...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44923208</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44923208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:06:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Dolphins washed out of an aquarium during the hurricane were rescued from the Gulf of Mexico. Later..."</title><description>“Dolphins washed out of an aquarium during the hurricane were rescued from the Gulf of Mexico....</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44922742</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44922742</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:01:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>20 Strategies to Defeat the Urge to Do Useless Tasks</title><description>20 Strategies to Defeat the Urge to Do Useless Tasks: roamin:

Zen Habits
“How many times during the...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44922001</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44922001</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:53:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Every single human being on this planet has a billboard on their abdomen that says this:

“I was..."</title><description>“Every single human being on this planet has a billboard on their abdomen that says this:

“I...</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44710163</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44710163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:34:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My poor little kitty. :(  Atropine is no fun at all.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba538149f9&amp;photo_id=2726609020" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=ba538149f9&amp;photo_id=2726609020" height="300" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&#13;
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&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My poor little kitty. :(  Atropine is no fun at all.</description><link>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44491510</link><guid>http://jennw.tumblr.com/post/44491510</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:15:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
